Never Try to Outsmart a Woman

 A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.  We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

         
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.                                  

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?  He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"  The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."